Que Sera Sera
June 2010
May 2010
“You don’t love a girl because she’s beautiful, she’s beautiful because you love her.”
—Unknown (submitted by wheredyougo) (via fuckyeahhappy)
Clients From Hell: The Forbidden Fruit →
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Client: Hey, just one final question before I send the deposit. Do you use a PC or a MAC?
Me: I use a MAC.
Client: That is a problem. Do you have access to a PC? I am not a supporter of Apple products.
Me: No, I don’t have access to a PC, but this will have little to no effect on the work itself.
Client: I am a Christian and Apple products are sinful, I do not want our website to be created by a product made by this corrupt group. You need only look at their logo, an apple with a bite taken from it. Do you not know the story of Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden? If I allowed you to create my website on a MAC I would be just like Adam, taking a bite of the forbidden fruit. [Silence] “Take my advise, destroy your mac and repent for when judgement day comes. It shall be you who is cast to hell for your sins.”
Ms. Rooney: There are more women in the world than men! see! right women are greater than men!
James: That’s because all the women send us men off to war!!!!
ooh….financial lit……
There are more women in the United States than men. In total, there are more men than woman (an estimated 1.014 men for every woman). This may be because of neglect/violence against women in the less progressive parts of the world.
I hope you’ve all noticed by now that Ms. Rooney is a fucktard.
